Shop shop shop, all day long. You don't even have to get dressed! That's right, it's Official Naked Shopping Time! I even have Bethany's Naked Time Seal Of Avvproval! You might wanna put on some socks, as your feetsies might get a tad chilly, but if you wanna go for the gusto, naked toes and all, why not? I'm trying to add as many varied shopping links as I can. Not only does it benefit *me*, but it widens the array of things for which you can shop without having to go to one of those wretched malls. Hey, but if there's a problem with any of these websites (bad customer service, etc.) that isn't resolved by the company, PLEASE let me know. I want you to shop, sure, but I don't want you to get burned on my account. Any website featured here that doesn't give you exactly what you want and can't be bothered to resolve your problems to your satisfaction will be chastised. If I get enough complaints, I'll withdraw from their program. How's THAT for a guarantee? Health and Booty Aids! Here we have a myriad of shops where you can get just about anything you want to fortify, scrub, soak, slather, swab, dab, pluck, dry, curl, moisturize, dye, spritz, soften, straighten, colourize and de-stink. Not just makeup, there's beauty tools (tweezers, anyone?), vitamins, bandages, supplements, and millions of other products just waiting here for you. Drugstore.com is just so cool. And trust me, it's not just drugs here. If you've never tried Drugstore.com before, now's the time to give it a shot! There are many freebies with purchase on the site too! More bang for your buck! Click! Browse! Everything from condoms to corn pads, K-Y Jelly to Preparation H, Rolaids to Revlon, honey, it's all here. Shipping is free with orders over $40. I personally love them, and have never had any but the best customer service. Right now, I'm loving Burt's Bees stuff (there's a Head To Toe trial pack that's to DIE for) and I'm willing to bet that you don't have enough sunscreen and bugspray in the house either. Sephora.com!!! I love this place. All my Cosmetic Junkie needs are here. BeneFit (ooo...the Honey, Snap Out Of It Scrub is divine), Urban Decay (I drool over the Crash liquid liner and their Liquid Metal Eyes), and so many others. Sephora.com offers free gift packaging and samples with every purchase, great customer service, and excellent shipping. YAAY! I have no more words, I'm just so excited for this one! I got this one originally for my Mom (Hi, Mommy!), because she luuurves Salvador Dali perfume and can't get it in the wilds of Northern Minnesota. Come to find out that there are others who love this website as well! WAHOO! All sorts of smelly stuff here, from eau de toilette to lotion to solid perfumes and roll-ons. What more could a stink-lover ask for? Drinky drinky? Munchy munchy? Wine. I'm just learning about wine, and am still partial to really wet, fruity, sweet reds (sangria, anyone?). You, however, probably are all sophisticated about it (right, Dee?), so I figured this might be a good place to check out some of your faves. It's easier than driving to the package store and salivating over the bottles rolling about in the backseat. We also have The Wine Messenger with all manner of wines from smaller wineries. Having a tough time finding one particular wine? Maybe it's here! You want something to go with that wine? Something with a bit of zing? Savory sauces, gourmet pasta, and a Pasta Of The Month club, right here at the shopping site with a goofy name to fit on my goofy site. Well, perhaps there's beer or coffee that you're looking for? Then head on over to Beverage Bistro! The Best Beers, Wines, and Coffee - Every Month! They offer Beer, Wine, and Coffee Of The Month memberships that are cool for you and awesome gifts for everyone else! Okay, lemme guess. You're into hot and spicy things? I've got you covered there too. Tabasco Country Store! Featuring the new flavor of Tabasco, the Chipotle Pepper Sauce, which is only available online! There's also Tabasco candy (???), boxer shorts, and more! HaHA! And you thought that Hickory Farms was just for the holidays! Well, I'm here to tell you that it's not. They have awesome yummy stuff year-round, and you don't have to trip over those people passing out samples at the mall to get to it either! Hooray! There's more than just summer sausage and cheese logs. Check it out! Clothing and Accessories! Got daughters? Nieces? Granddaughters? Here's the place for all the latest styles. Delia*s! Cool clothes for cool girls. Pre-teens to young women, it's all right here. How about babies? Baby showers? Here's Babystyle to get you all taken care of. There's maternity clothes there too. Accessories for childproofing your home, strollers, pretty much everything you need. Sorry, I can't do anything about that whole "having to get up in the middle of the night" thing, though. Wheeee! Kids? Not quite old enough for Hot Topic? Check this place out instead! Miscellaneous NEW! Overstock.com has all manner of things (lovely sheets and linens, computer stuff, practically everything) at outrageously low prices. They're also constantly adding more products and more discounts. Check 'em out! Oh, I love this part. I love candles. I love the way they smell, the way they look...everything. I've been burning them constantly in the house recently, and now I need more. Don't you? Of course you do! So go check out Illuminations.com, Inc, why don'tcha? Yummy smelling candles and candle accessories for every room in the house. Hey...I skipped the part of my Teenage Development that covered "learning to cook". I'm making up for it now. Thanks to folks like Marcy, Ann, Dee, and a few others, I'm learning how much fun this can be. Mom now has me on a cookbook catalogue mailing list, and I have a massive crush on Alton Brown from "Good Eats". Here's a great place where you can pick up nifty cookin' stuff. Hey Chef Earache! When's YOUR cooking show gonna premiere on Food Network? So...you're more into reading than cooking? I can hook you up there too. Check it out: Through this magical link, you not only get to books and music, but also to Target.com and ToysRUs.com, just to name a few! I tend go a little batty if I have nothing to read, and I know that some of you are exactly the same way. So indulge yourself! Here's even more incentive: Free shipping for orders over $99. Need I say more??? How about a recommendation? You could try "Mall", by Eric Bogosian. You could try "A Cook's Tour" or "Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain. I've read all three and love love love them. Wheee! Reading. I love reading. Search: All Products Books Magazines Popular Music Classical Music Video DVD Toys & Games Baby Computer & Video Games Electronics Software Tools & Hardware Outdoor Living Kitchen & Housewares Camera & Photo Wireless Phones Keywords: Got Kids? Got an Inner Child? This is the place for you, baybee. Crayola.com. How awesome is that? I vividly remember the smell of crayons (we won't talk about the taste), and always keep some in the house just in case inspiration strikes. You should too! This is the place for crayons, markers, and all sorts of other nifty colour stuff. Check it out! Okay, seriously. This is one of the coolest gifts you can give anyone ever. Name a star after them! Do you know anyone who wouldn't just fall over if you did that for them? You know you don't. So check out International Star Registry the next time you need to give a birthday, anniversary, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Porn Store Princess Day, or Any Old Day Day gift. Well, that's all we've got for now. Keep checking back though. I can assure you, there will be more. Also, if you have any suggestions for merchants you'd like to see here, why not drop me an email? I'll take every suggestion under serious consideration.