About

I’ve been in customer service since I was about 7, I’ve been traveling since I was 15, I’ve been a travel agent since I was 21, and I’ve immersed myself in the cruise world for the last couple of years. Telling stories, having adventures, and giving advice are things that come naturally to me. I believe in educated consumerism, and I can’t sell a product I don’t believe in. I may not always be sweetness and light, and sometimes the snark is strong with me, but I will give you my opinion straight up if you ask for it (and sometimes even when you don’t) and I will give you the best possible information that I either already possess or can find.

Please note: All opinions and views expressed here are my own. They are not endorsed, paid for, or pre-approved by any travel agency, cruise line, airline, resort, or any agency other than myself. In short: These words are mine unless otherwise noted. Any reprinting or posting with any other attribution without prior authorization is prohibited. Don’t be a dick, don’t steal my stuff. Linking, however, is totally okay, as is quoting with proper attribution.